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• A new Pew Charitable Trusts report finds state pension fund systems will be facing a record $1 trillion gap in 2017.
• Hong Kong has confirmed its first case of the Zika virus in a 38-year-old woman, officials say the protectorate has plans in place to stop the further spread of the virus.
• Russia is backing a UN plan for a weekly 48-hour humanitarian truce in the besieged Syrian city of Aleppo, but it's unknown if rebel groups or Islamic State will follow suit.
• Airlines are experimenting with adding amenities back to domestic coach class flights after years of raising fees and cutting snacks, drinks, and entertainment.
• With stiff competition and territorial lockouts from cable giants and baby Bells, Alphabet may be making major cuts to Google Fiber staff in 2017.