StupidiNews!

• In a strident speech in Phoenix last night, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump promised once again to deport millions of people from the US within hours of taking office if elected.
• The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has upheld an Arizona ruling that a gun store owner can deny selling firearms to people with medical marijuana cards.
• Reuters is reporting that the Iranian nuclear deal included some "secret" exemptions  in order for Tehran to be able to meet conditions of the agreement.
• 2016 was a lousy summer for movies with at least nine major summer releases losing at least $60 million each as moviegoers avoided both sequels and remakes.
• Science host Bill Nye will be getting his own talk show in 2017 thanks to Netflix, where he will take on science claims from religious leaders, politicians, and the corporate world.