StupidiNews!

Vacation's over, and back to the issues at hand.  Thanks for sticking around last week, dear readers.

• Memorial events in NYC, Washington DC, and Shanksville, Pennsylvania marked the 15th anniversary of the September 11th, 2001 attack on the United States.
• The US, Japan, and South Korea are all looking at sanctions against North Korea in the wake of Friday's underground nuclear test by Pyongyang.
• Syrian rebels are cautiously agreeing to a week-long cease fire sponsored by US and Russian agreement, but sporadic battles continue across the country.
• Samsung's market value has dropped by more than $20 billion after US officials cautioned Samsung Galaxy Note 7 users to stop using their smartphones due to battery safety issues.
• After 45 years of controversy, a 900-year-old Mayan astronomy codex has been confirmed by experts and scientists to now be the oldest book found in the Americas.