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• Tropical Storm Hermine has weakened from Category 1 hurricane status as it has made landfall along the Florida panhandle coast, headed northeast into Georgia and the Carolinas.
• Hillary Clinton had a record $143 million fundraising month in August, with $81 million raised for state and federal candidates down ballot.
• Uzbekistan's long-time President Islam Karimov has died of complications from a stroke at the age of 78, he had been hospitalized since Saturday, he ruled the country since 1989.
• Russian President Vladimir Putin says Washington and Moscow are very close to a major agreement on Syria that could help to finally bring about an end to a five-year civil war.
• Samsung has stopped sales of its flagship Galaxy Note 7 after just two weeks and has issued a global recall in the wake of examples of battery explosions when charging the phone.