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• The first new US nuclear reactor in 20 years went online this morning as the TVA's Watts Bar 2 reactor was switched on after decades of cost overruns and safety concerns.
• The trial of Ammon Bundy and seven fellow accused conspirators goes to a jury today after their armed takeover of an Oregon wildlife center in January.
• British PM Theresa May says Britain will play a "full role" in the EU up until Brexit is official, and will remain a "strong and dependable partner" after.
• Philippine President Rodrigo Dueterte says the island nation will say "goodbye" to America and improve foreign policy ties with China as he visits Beijing for a summit this weekend.
• The newest weapon in fighting antibiotic-resistant infections may be the bacteria in our own digestive systems as researchers are looking into creating new drugs based on gut microbes.