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• As Hurricane Matthew rips up Florida's east coast today with 1.5 million evacuated, GOP Gov. Rick Scott says voter registration that ends Tuesday will not be extended due to the storm.
• Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte is daring the EU and US to withdraw foreign aid to his country if they are unhappy with his brutal and bloody crackdown on drug sellers and users.
• Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos is the recipient of this year's Nobel Peace Prize for trying to end the country's 50-year civil war with FARC rebels, despite the deal being rejected by voters.
• US airlines are asking the the Obama administration for a one-year exemption from anti-trust and collusion rules in order to try to recover money from Venezuela's crashing economy.
• Chinese PC giant Lenovo is in talks to purchase Fujitsu's ailing PC and laptop business, a move that would give the combined company 40% of Japan's PC market.