StupidiNews!

• Award-winning journalist and PBS newscaster Gwen Ifill passed away yesterday at age 61 due to complications from endometrial cancer.
• Lawmakers in New York aren't waiting for Donald Trump to appoint Supreme Court justices to overturn Roe v. Wade, they're moving to guarantee abortion access by law in the state.
• Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani has emerged as Trump's choice for Secretary of State, also under consideration is former Bush 43 UN Ambassador John Bolton's Mustache.
• Russian Economy Minister Alexei Ulyukayev has been detained by police on bribery charges, reportedly he solicited $2 million in cash to approve a $5 billion oil deal.
• A Kentucky man is facing second-degree arson charges for allegedly setting a wildfire in order to increase viewership of his YouTube channel.