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• With wildifres raging across six states in the Southeast, hundreds have been hospitalized due to breathing difficulties from smoke since the beginning of the month.
• House minority leader Nancy Pelosi faces her first real challenge in years as a Democratic leadership vote scheduled for Thursday has now been delayed for several weeks.
• German Chancellor Angela Merkel will run for a fourth term, according to lawmakers her in party, but an official announcement will come "at a suitable time".
• The election has bond market analysts nearly assured that the Fed will raise interest rates in December in anticipation of significantly increased government spending by the GOP.
• Volkswagen is nearing a deal to resolve issues with 80,000 US diesel cars and SUVs that could just need software fixes instead of expensive buybacks.