StupidiNews!

• The Chicago Cubs have overcome a three games to one deficit against the Cleveland Indians to force an historic Game 7 showdown tonight in Cleveland.
• The Standing Rock tribe of Sioux will continue to protest against the construction of an oil pipeline across their land into the cold North Dakota winter, according to the tribe's chairman.
• Donald Trump's hotel in Rio de Janeiro is under investigation by Brazilian prosecutors for possible criminal involvement in state pension fund investments.
• The Pentagon says it will need another half a billion dollars to finish the development of the overrun-plagued F-35 Joint Strike Fighter jet.
• The White House is making plans for a peaceful transition of the President's official social media accounts and to archive posts, tweets, and more after the election.