StupidiNews!

• In a papal announcement on Monday, Pope Francis has granted all Catholic priests the power to forgive abortion.
• A police officer in San Antonio was shot and killed during a routine traffic stop just outside the city's main police headquarters, police are still hunting the suspect.
• Iraqi military forces are close to severing the last supply lines to the ISIS stronghold of Mosul as militias gather to retake the city.
• President-elect Trump's "repatriation" corporate tax holiday plan will most likely benefit the investor class and not job creation as he has claimed in the past.
• President Obama says once again that he has no plans to pardon Edward Snowden, despite the NSA leaker's raising of "legitimate concerns" in US intelligence operations.