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• Thousands of protestors took to the street in Jakarta, Indonesia to demand the resignation of the city's governor after charges of blasphemy against Islam in a political speech.
• A new CBS/NY Times poll finds more than 80% of voters are disgusted with the state of American politics in 2016, majorities find both major presidential candidates to be dishonest.
• Iraqi military forces have taken control at least six districts of the embattled city of Mosul from Islamic State militants as coalition forces seek to reach the Tigris River.
• A new study finds that despite the number of uninsured Americans at a record low, two in five adults on Obamacare plans say they still cannot afford to use their insurance.
• Wearable health tracker company Fitbit saw a third of its stock value vanish Thursday as the company announced a major miss on third quarter profits due to increased competition.