StupidiNews!

• President-elect Donald Trump has once again antagonized China by suggesting over the weekend that the 40-year-old "One China" policy will now be dependent on trade deals.
• New figures for 2015 show that for the first time, opioid-related drug deaths exceeded firearm homicides in the US, just 8 years ago gun deaths were five times more common.
• A newly-proposed train tunnel project connecting NYC and New Jersey could tie up traffic on the West Side Highway for years.
• A new lawsuit against traders from several major global banks accuses them of fixing the price of silver for years as Deutsche Bank AG has turned over "smoking gun" evidence.
• New DNA evidence found in Lithuania suggests that the smallpox virus as we know it may only be a few centuries old, not several millennia old as previously thought.