StupidiNews!

• New Zealand PM John Key has abruptly resigned his post after winning three terms and serving ten years, citing both his family and political longevity as reasons to step down.
• A suspect with a rifle entered a Washington DC pizza eatery named in a pro-Trump fake news story as the center of a Clinton child trafficking ring, nobody was injured.
• Japanese PM Shinzo Abe will visit Hawaii with President Obama on the days after Christmas, becoming the first Japanese PM to pay tribute to victims of Pearl Harbor.
• Volkswagen officials are lawyering up as US Justice Department investigators are talking to the automaker's executives trying to reach closure over "Dieselgate" before January 20.
• NYC officials have reached an agreement with home-rental startup AirBNB over the city's short-term rental laws, the company will drop its lawsuit against the city.