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• A magnitude 6.5 quake in Indonesia has killed nearly 100 people so far, centered on the island nation's Pidie Jaya district where widespread damage has been reported.
• Republican Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell is confirming that repealing Obamacare is top of the GOP list of things to do in 2017. 
• Moscow says an "exit deal" with the US for Syrian rebels to safely leave the obliterated city of Aleppo is still in the works, but formal talks have yet to be announced. 
• A new Bloomberg poll finds a slim majority of Americans trust President-elect Donald Trump to maintain his business empire while keeping the country first.
• You knew it was coming: Pokemon GO is teaming up with Starbucks for a winter promotion that brands the coffee giant's thousands of locations as Pokestops.