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• Retired NASA astronaut Gene Cernan, the final man to have walked on the moon as part of the Apollo 17 mission, has died at age 82 after a lengthy illness.
• Trump National Security Council spokesperson Monica Crowley will depart the transition team after multiple instances of apparent plagiarism across her career were revealed.
• Turkish police say they have captured the suspect responsible for killing 39 in the New Year's Day nightclub massacre in Istanbul.
• British PM Theresa May says the UK will pull out of the EU's existing single market as part of "Brexit" and will negotiate a new trade deal with the EU.
• The FBI has reportedly used facial recognition and prediction software to identify a suspect in an Indiana child molestation case from 17 years ago.