StupidiNews!

• Humanity is the closest it has been to the end of the world since 1953 according to the "Doomsday Clock", it has been moved to two and a half minutes til midnight.
• The suspect in a deadly airport shooting in Florida earlier this month has been arraigned on 22 criminal counts, he is facing the possibility of multiple life sentences or the death penalty.
• Arkansas joins five other states in banning the most common second trimester abortion procedure completely, the law is expected to be immediately challenged in court.
• The Trump regime's Mexican import tax proposal could add as much as 30 cents a gallon to the price of US gasoline as America ships in more than $14 billion in oil from Mexico yearly.
• Cable giant Comcast is getting into the wireless business with a proposed partnership with Verizon to bundle cable, internet, landline and mobile phone service in one package.