StupidiNews!

• The Trump regime is expected to release a revised executive order on immigration as soon as Wednesday, detailing a much narrower ban on entry from seven Muslim countries.
• A Texas judge has stopped the state's plan to cut all Medicaid funding to Planned Parenthood, saying the state has overstepped its authority.
• Malaysian officials are looking for a North Korean diplomat in connection with last week's assassination of the brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
• US farmers are expected to plant a record harvest of soybeans this year as rising global meat consumption is raising the price of the crop as animal feed.
• The Federal Trade Commission is looking into subprime auto lenders who install GPS-based kill switches on autos as the ultimate "repo man" assistant.