StupidiNews!

• Human rights groups and Turkish state media are reporting that a car bomb near the Syrian village of Sousian has killed 60 and wounded dozens more.
• Reports from Malaysia suggest that the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un may have been killed by a cloth coated in VX nerve gas.
• With the Trump regime removing Obama-era guideline on transgender students, the focus moves to the Supreme Court which will take up a transgender student's case on March 28.
• Trump regime spokesman Sean Spicer says the Justice Department will take aim at states that currently allow recreational marijuana use.
• Google is taking on Uber over patent infringement for self-driving vehicles, naming one of its former engineers as chief suspect in the case.