StupidiNews!

• Two Japanese naval destroyers will join the USS Carl Vinson carrier task group for exercises in the Sea of Japan, North Korea says it can sink the Vinson with "a single strike" at will.
• Americans took to the streets all over the country as part of March for Science events over the weekend to protest the Trump regime's politicization of scientific research.
• Mike Pence will cut short his planned Asia diplomatic trip to return to Washington to help deal with Congress and a possible government shutdown as early as Saturday.
• Amtrak officials say rail traffic should be back to normal in NYC and New Jersey after multiple track maintenance issues and a power outage caused havoc over the last two weeks.
• After its six-episode 2016 revival, The X-Files will be back with ten more new episodes this winter.