StupidiNews!

• House and Senate Republicans will punt on keeping the government open until the end of next week with a short-term funding bill through May 5th.
• Donald Trump has immediately backed down from plans for an executive order to terminate NAFTA after calls to Canadian PM Justin Trudeau and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto.
• Taiwan President Tsai Ing-wen says that she would welcome another direct phone call from Donald Trump as tensions between the US and China over North Korea continue to rise.
• House Republicans could vote as early as Saturday on a revised Obamacare replacement bill that finally includes enough draconian cuts to satisfy House Freedom Caucus hardliners.
• FCC Chair Ajit Pai says that net neutrality rules will be rolled back starting May 18th in a move drawing objections from Democrats and net startup groups.