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• House Republicans have once again pulled a scheduled vote on Trumpcare for lack of support, denying Donald Trump a legislative victory for his 100th day in office on Saturday.
• The Senate has confirmed FIU law school dean Alexander Acosta as Secretary of Labor in a 60-38 vote.
• Germany is squashing calls to reject Turkey's bid for EU membership over Turkish President Erdogan's recent power grab, talks will continue this weekend with EU foreign ministers.
• British counter-terror police shot one suspect and arrested four in raids in and around London to disrupt what law enforcement officials are calling "planned terrorist acts".
• United Airlines has quickly reached an out-of-court settlement with a Kentucky doctor who was beaten by police and forcibly removed from an airliner earlier this month.