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• The Senate will vote on the confirmation of Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, Democrats are expected to filibuster, and Republicans are expected to change Senate rules to bypass it. 
• Convicted former Mexican drug kingpin Alfredo Beltran Leyva has been sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty to federal conspiracy charges following his extradition last year. 
• Chinese President Xi Jinping will meet with Donald Trump today and tomorrow at Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort, North Korea, trade, and the environment are among topics expected.
• Investors in the legalized marijuana business are looking north to Canada to set up capital companies ahead of Ottawa's national legalization expected later this year.
• Ride-sharing companies Uber and Lyft are blaming a new Massachusetts background check law as thousands of potential drivers for the services have failed to pass scrutiny.