StupidiNews!

• Donald Trump has launched a large Tomahawk cruise missile strike at a Syrian airbase in response to this week's chemical weapon attack by the Assad regime.
• Russia has condemned the attack and will pull out of its agreement with the US on military air safety rules of engagement in Syria.
• After changing the rules yesterday to eliminate a Democratic filibuster, Senate Republicans are expected to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court by a simple majority vote today.
• Chinese President Xi Jinping wraps up his two-day summit visit to Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort, Trump confirms he informed Xi of the Syrian airstrikes last night.
• Researchers have discovered a botnet that permanently disables internet-connected appliances, possibly as a "scorched earth"effort to prevent the devices from being taken over by others.