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• A bipartisan budget deal in Congress will keep the government going through September but several Trump priorities are not in the bill, including funding for a border wall with Mexico.
• Donald Trump is facing heat from both parties for inviting Philippine strongman Rodrigo Duterte to the White House after a Saturday phone call between the two.
• North Korea vowed Monday to boost nuclear testing "to the maximum" in continuing violations of UN resolutions, saying it will do so "at any moment" to counter the US.
• Global soccer organization FIFA is now seeing the fallout of last year's bribery scandal spread to Asia as the head of Guam's soccer association admitted to taking $1.1 million in bribes.
• Toxic algae blooms in the Atlantic are becoming more widespread and more frequent as oceans warm, but there are some differences in the Pacific according to researchers.