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• Attorney General Jeff Sessions is telling federal prosecutors to reverse an Obama-era criminal justice reform policy by seeking to charge suspects with the most serious crime possible.
• The Justice Department will open an investigation into the shooting death of Texas teenager Jordan Edwards by a former police officer, Roy Oliver already faces state murder charges.
• South Korea's government is getting tough on the country's two biggest automakers as officials have ordered a mandatory recall of 240,000 Kia and Hyundai vehicles over safety concerns.
• Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross has announced a bilateral trade deal with China this week, more natural gas and beef will go to China and the US will import more poultry from Beijing.
• Music services Spotify and Apple iTunes will be coming to the Windows Store later this year as Microsoft expands its selections for Windows apps.