StupidiNews!

• North Korea is claiming that its successful missile test launch over the weekend is proof it can attack the US mainland, US experts say the missile's range is much shorter.
• Democratic Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer says he will slow the confirmation of any FBI Director until a special prosecutor is named, but the GOP can confirm them anyway.
• Lawmakers from both parties say the White House needs to turn over recordings of conversations between Trump and James Comey if they exist, based on a FridayTrump tweet.
• The White House's Muslim ban goes back before the 9th Circuit in Seattle today as the regime looks for a lifting of the block on the executive order.
• Microsoft is condemning governments using Windows system bugs as weapons to "stockpile" two days after the massive WannaCry ransomware attack was unleashed globally.