StupidiNews!

• A chaotic day of political news on Wednesday gave the stock markets their worst performance in almost nine months as the DJIA dropped 373 points or 1.8% yesterday.
• Soundgarden front man Chris Cornell has died at the age of 52, his family is working with the medical examiner to determine the cause of his "sudden and unexpected" death.
• A new bill before Congress would require the NSA to inform lawmakers and other US government agencies when it intends to use computer exploits for espionage purposes.
• Dutch King Willem-Alexander will be ending his role as an airline "guest pilot" for KLM and will start training to fly Boeing 737s. 
• A new British Medical Journal study finds that the age of a primary care physician has a slight but statistically significant effect on patient mortality rates, particularly for doctors over 60.