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• Tropical Storm Cindy is bearing down on the Gulf Coast this week and could bring as much as a foot of rain to parts of Texas and Louisiana by Friday.
• Senate GOP majority leader Mitch McConnell says Republicans will release a draft of their health care bill on Thursday after heavy pressure from Democrats and voters.
• Saudi King Salman has named his son Mohammed the kingdom's new crown prince, shuffling the line of succession as tensions between Saudi Arabia and Qatar remain extremely high.
• Rideshare giant Uber says that CEO and co-founder Travis Kalanick has resigned under pressure from investors and board members after a number of high-profile scandals.
• The Supreme Court will not take up a ten-year old "Dancing Baby" copyright fair-use lawsuit, leaving the 9th Circuit's decision in place regarding takedown notices.