StupidiNews!

• Donald Trump attacked Democrats at a campaign rally in Iowa yesterday, telling the crowd that Senate Democrats were standing between them and "a good heathcare plan".
• The FBI say it is treating the apparent stabbing attack by a Canadian man on an airport police officer in Flint, Michigan as an act of terrorism.
• A car bomb attack on a crowded bank branch in the Afghan city of Lashkar Gah has killed at least 20 people and injured more than 50.
• Tropical Storm Cindy has made landfall on the Louisiana Gulf Coast, the storm could dramatically raise gasoline prices nationally by disrupting up to half of US refinery capacity.
• Senate Democrats are still hoping that the Justice Department will block a proposed mega-merger between AT&T and Time Warner as harmful to consumers.