StupidiNews!

• At least eight people are dead after a rescue helicopter crashed in Java, Indonesia following a volcanic eruption at Sileri Crater.
• New Jersey GOP Gov. Chris Christie is again facing sharp criticism after being spotted at a state park beach he ordered closed to the public for the July 4th weekend.
• China is accusing India of incursions along the Tibetan border, demanding that the Indian government withdraw troops from what China considers its province.
• Qatar says it will respond to Saudi Arabia's demands today as the deadline for Doha's compliance runs out Monday night.
• A European satellite nearing the end of its operational lifespan is partially malfunctioning after technicians lost contact with it last month and regained control this weekend.