StupidiNews!

• The driver of a tractor-trailer in which 8 dead and 30 more badly injured from overheating were found as part of what police say was a human trafficking operation is due in court today.
• Newly-minted WH Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci was caught on mic saying that he needed to contact CNN in order to send the cable channel's president "a message"
• The US special envoy to Ukraine says that Russia is responsible for the "hot war" in Kiev, the conflict has claimed 10,000 lives since Russia's 2014 annexation of the Crimea.
• Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner has admitted in a statement to Congress that he attended four meetings involving Russian nationals but the meetings were all "insignificant".
• A German company is working on making a giant battery out of salt caverns that could store enough power for all of Berlin for an hour.