StupidiNews!

• Another 20 inches of rain could fall on Houston, up to 40 inches have already fallen as Tropical Storm Harvey has drifted back over the Gulf and could make a second landfall today.
• Two are dead and four more injured as a gunman opened fire at a public library in Clovis, New Mexico Monday, police have the suspect in custody but no motive yet.
• North Korea has fired a ballistic missile over Japan into the Pacific Monday, the US, Japan, and South Korea are demanding an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council.
• Amazon's purchase of upscale grocery chain Whole Foods has meant big price cuts at the register, some items have seen price cuts by up to 43% from last week.
• Tech investor Peter Thiel is under fire for funding herpes vaccine human trials in the Caribbean that never would have received FDA approval in the US for ethical reasons.