StupidiNews!

• Two explosions have been reported at a chemical plant near Houston, Texas, residents were evacuated from the area Tuesday due to safety concerns from Harvey flooding.
• A federal judge in Texas has blocked the state's law designed to punish "sanctuary cities" from going into effect on Friday, saying several measures in the legislation violate the Constitution.
• The Pentagon says there are thousands more troops in Afghanistan than previously reported after Defense Secretary James Mattis demanded clarification of troop classifications.
• The FDA has approved a new cancer treatment from Swiss pharmaceutical giant Novartis that could herald a new era in life-saving drugs...for those who can afford the $475,000 price tag.
• The CDC is tracking a summer outbreak of salmonella across 13 states, the source appears to be pet turtles.