StupidiNews!

• After a statement by Kim Jong Un calling Donald Trump "mentally deranged", North Korea's Foreign Minister suggested Pyongyang could test a hydrogen bomb over the Pacific.
• Despite loud criticism of North Korea's nuclear ambitions, Russia says that it will not stand for a direct assault on North Korea by the US.
• Ride-sharing giant Uber will lose its operating license in London at the end of the month over "a lack of corporate responsibility", the company say it will appeal the decision to UK courts.
• As Hurricane Maria heads towards the Turks & Caicos Islands, Puerto Rico's already gruesome debt problem will only get worse after the storm crushed the island's infrastructure and power. 
• San Diego and Salt Lake City will fight it out over who has the rights to "Comic Con" in the future in what could be a super battle of intellectual property rights.