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• Playboy magazine founder, entertainment mogul and sexual revolution icon Hugh Hefner has died at 91.
• California Gov. Jerry Brown has signed a bill into law that would move the state's primary from June to March, a move that could greatly benefit state politicians with national ambitions.
• China say it will shut down all North Korean businesses and joint ventures in China by January as part of the latest round of UN sanctions. 
• Hurricane Maria relief supplies are getting to Puerto Rico, aid workers say, but distributing them to the rural parts of the island with no roads, power, or storage is taking far longer.
• Democratic Sen. Maria Cantwell is fighting FCC Chairman Ajit Pai's second five-year term, but GOP control of the Senate means Pai is expected to easily win confirmation.