StupidiNews!

• The 2017 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to the International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons for their work in over 100 countries towards the end of nuclear proliferation.
• Flooding and storm surge from Tropical Storm Nate has already killed 22 in Central America, the storm is headed for the Gulf of Mexico and the Florida panhandle by early next week.
• Donald Trump called a Thursday White House meeting with Pentagon officials "the calm before the storm" as possible responses to situations in Iran and North Korea were discussed.
• Hurricanes Irma, Harvey, and Maria are expected to weigh heavily on September job numbers due out today, but analyst says October's numbers should rebound sharply.
• Miami Beach police have arrested the man behind a parody Twitter account of a police spokesman, charging with the third-degree felony of impersonating a police officer.