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• Indonesia's Mount Agung has erupted, prompting evacuation warnings for the island of Bali and shutting down the island's main airport for 24 hours.
• Democrat Rep. John Conyers will step down as the ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee pending an House ethics review into sexual harassment allegations.
• Democratic Sen. Al Franken says he is "embarrassed and ashamed" of his conduct but will not resign despite calls from both supporters and opponents to step down.
• Publisher Meredith Inc. will buy Time Inc. for $1.8 billion, giving the Koch brothers a $650 million share in the magazine.
• Tesla has completed South Australia's 100-megawatt battery array ahead of schedule, storing power from a nearby wind farm to power the state's grid.