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• In rejecting a bipartisan Senate deal on immigration reached last night, Donald Trump asked why America had to accept immigrants from "shithole countries" like Haiti and from Africa.
• State prosecutors in Missouri are launching a criminal investigation of GOP Gov. Eric Greitens after he admitted an extramarital affair on Thursday with a woman he allegedly blackmailed.
• Donald Trump has canceled a planned February trip to London to open the new US embassy there, citing his opposition to an Obama administration deal to move it to a new building.
• Turkey has responded to a US State Department travel warning to avoid the country due to risk of terrorist attacks with a warning to its own citizens to avoid the US for the same reason.
• The House has passed a six-year extension of FISA surveillance powers but the measure faces an uncertain future in the Senate and filibuster threats from both parties.