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• Police in Parkland, Florida say 17 are dead and at least a dozen were injured in the worst US school shooting since Sandy Hook, police have a suspect in custody, a 19-year-old former student.
• The White House says Donald Trump backs a 25-cent hike in the federal gas tax to pay for road improvements, but the idea has zero chance of getting through the GOP Congress.
• Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull has banned sexual relations between ministers and staffers after an affair involving his deputy and his press secretary came to light this month.
• McDonald's will cut its famous cheeseburger as a choice in its iconic Happy Meal as the chain wants to win over more health-savvy parents and offer fewer calories for kids.
• Embattled ride-sharing giant Uber lost nearly $4.5 billion in 2017, the company's most recent setback involved a $250 million equity settlement with driving automation company Waymo.