StupidiNews!

• After a government shutdown prompted by Sen. Rand Paul blocking a Senate budget deal past midnight, both the House and Senate voted early this morning to reopen the government.
• Donald Trump is expected to sign the legislation to reopen the government later today as the deal reached by Congress included $3 billion for construction of a border wall with Mexico.
• VP Mike Pence avoided any encounter with the North Korea delegation as the Winter Games begin today in Pyeongchang, South Korea days after calling for tough new sanctions.
• A former Credit Suisse wealth manager has been sentenced to five years in prison and a $150 million fine after defrauding clients out of hundreds of millions of dollars over 8 years.
• NASA has officially confirmed its lost IMAGE satellite from 2000 found by an amateur astronomer is operational, NASA is now working on getting the satellite running again.