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• With less than 48 hours until another government shutdown, a bipartisan $1.3 trillion spending bill that will fund the government through September is making its way through both chambers.
• Police say the 17-year-old Maryland student who shot his 16-year-old girlfriend in a school hallway before being shot and killed by a school resource officer on Tuesday used his father's pistol.
• Hamas security forces have a captured a suspect in last week's attempted assassination of Palestinian PM Rami Hamdallah after a gun battle left two security officers dead in Gaza.
• Donald Trump is expected to formally announce $50 billion in yearly targeted tariffs against Chinese imports today, the move is expected to trigger a global trade war.
• The Senate has passed a House bill to combat online sex trafficking, critics say the bill will censor free speech and put web hosting companies out of business.