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• The Senate passed a $1.3 trillion House spending bill early this morning to keep the government funded for another six months, Donald Trump is expected to sign the bill today.
• More than 130 pilot whales beached themselves and died on Australia's southwestern coast on Friday as rescue workers tried in vain to herd the animals back to sea.
• Kentucky lawmakers are looking to pass one of the nation's most restrictive abortion bans, ending dilation and evacuation procedures after just 10 weeks of pregnancy.
• The Dow shed 700 points Thursday and Asian markets are roiling today after Trump's tariffs were announced, China is planning to retaliate with 25% tariffs on dozens of US imports.
• Hackers have hit the City of Atlanta's computer systems with a ransomware attack, demanding tens of thousands of dollars to restore the city government's affected PCs.