StupidiNews!

• Egyptian voters go to the polls today to elect a President, but current President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi is expected to easily win another term as he has limited opposition.
• Gun manufacturer Remington is expected to file for bankruptcy today as the nation's oldest gunmaker is drowning in more than $700 million in debt.
• The former president of Catalan is due in a German court for an extradition hearing as Spain is  seeking charges against Carles Puidgemont for sedition, rebellion and embezzlement. 
• Treasury Secretary Stephen Mnuchin says the US is looking for a bilateral trade deal with Beijing to prevent $50 billion in tariffs on Chinese goods and avert a possible global trade war.
• Cook County, Illinois is joining the half-dozen federal lawsuits against Cambridge Analytica as the data analytics company is being sued over the theft of 50 million Facebook profiles.