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• Stormy Daniels, the porn star who has claimed she had an affair with Donald Trump and was paid hush money to cover it up, is suing Trump over violating their non-disclosure agreement.
• West Virginia teachers have ended their nine-day wildcat strike as the state legislature approved a bill giving a five percent pay raise to all state employees.
• Florida state lawmakers will vote today on gun safety legislation in the wake of last month's deadly Parkland school shooting.
• Democratic party turnout in yesterday's Texas primaries was strong as El Paso Congressman Beto O'Rourke will take on GOP Sen. Ted Cruz in November.
• The underwater exploration company headed by Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen has located the wreck of the USS Lexington, the US aircraft carrier sunk by the Japanese in WW II.