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• Arizona GOP Sen. John McCain has been hospitalized and is being treated for an intestinal infection, he continues to recover from treatment of brain cancer which he was diagnosed with last year.
• The 2018 Pulitzer Prizes have been announced, with the New York Times winning three and locally the Cincinnati Enquirer with an award, the prize for Music went to rapper Kendrick Lamar.
• Myanmar's new president Win Myint says he will pardon more than 8,000 political prisoners to mark the country's new year, but two Reuters journalists will remain behind bars.
• The world's chemical weapons watchdog agency will begin investigations on a suspected chemical weapons attack in Syria near Damascus from ten days ago that prompted US missile strikes.
• After 15 months the Trump regime has finally nominated a NASA administrator, a Senate vote on Oklahoma GOP Congressman Jim Bridenstine is expected by the end of the week.