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• Primary contests in South Carolina and four other states concluded last night and GOP Rep. Mark Sanford has been defeated in his re-election bid after Donald Trump endorsed his opponent.
• North Carolina Republicans are sponsoring legislation that would give police investigating any drug-related crime full access to prescription drug records of a suspect without a warrant.
• Britain's high court has ruled that a self-employed plumber is entitled to workers' benefits, a ruling that could profoundly change "gig economy" services in the UK.
• A sweeping federal court ruling in favor of AT&T's $85 billion merger with Time Warner will spur mergers put on hold in several industries as corporate America waited for Tuesday's ruling.
• Three of the four major broadband providers in the US say they have no current plans for paid prioritization of internet traffic for now, but Charter will only commit to no blocking or throttling.