StupidiNews!

• The White House is expected to announce $50 million in new punitive tariffs on Chinese imports as soon as today, Beijing is promising swift retaliation as the US/China trade war escalates.
• The Pentagon is warning of "swift and appropriate measures" in Syria as Russian-backed Assad regime forces in southwest Syria are increasing military action against rebel forces.
• Emirati-led Arab Coalition forces in Yemen are advancing on Sanaa's airport as the UN fears disruption of aid could turn an already worsening humanitarian crisis into a deadly famine. 
• Donald Trump's next controversial pardon could be 1980's "Junk Bond King" Michael Milken, convicted of securities fraud, his pardon is backed by Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin. 
• A new joint study from UC Berkeley and Boise State University finds that in order to avoid humans, mammals in urban areas increase their nocturnal activity by 68%.