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• The Trump regime has rejected an offer from Turkey to release an American pastor being held under house arrest in exchange for forgiveness of US fines on Turkey's largest bank.
• The Pentagon says US troops will remain in  Iraq "as long as needed" to help stabilize formerly ISIS-held regions of the country.
• Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull could be facing revolt as his popularity has collapsed, leaving the opposition Labor party a heavy favorite in May's scheduled elections.
• International cargo shipping giant Maersk says US tariffs will hurt America far more than other countries, according to the company's trade flow data.
• After putting the first woman in space 55 years ago, Russia's space program is down to its last female cosmonaut, Anna Kikina, and she may be grounded on a semi-permanent basis.