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• Hurricane Florence will drop to Category 3 strength as the storm expands before slamming into the Carolina coast early Friday, but the storm's path could take it back towards South Carolina.
• Asked about FEMA's Florence response, Donald Trump praised his "incredibly successful" response in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria despite nearly 3,000 deaths.
• Tory lawmakers are warning British PM Theresa May to change course on Brexit or face the consequences, dozens of Conservative Party PMs are considering her ouster.
• Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies are now off 80% from their December 2017 highs as the crash continues, outpacing the carnage of the dot-com bubble bursting in 2000.
• Georgia GOP Secretary of State and current gubernatorial candidate Brian Kemp says there's no way Georgia can go back to paper ballots as the state is being sued over voting security.