StupidiNews!

• Although the intensity of Hurricane Florence has slipped to Category 2, the size of the storm has massively increased as the Carolina coast now faces one of the largest named storms in history.
• A gunman in Bakersfield, California killed his wife at the trucking company where she worked and four other people last night before turning the gun on himself as police closed in.
• Recently-minted US Open women's tennis champion Naomi Osaka has signed a major three-year endorsement deal with Nissan to be the new face of the automaker in Japan and worldwide.
• The Trump regime has lost a lawsuit brought by 19 states over Education Secretary Betsy DeVos's delaying of Obama-era regulations to protect student loan borrowers from predatory practices.
• Apple's latest tech offerings announced at yesterday's yearly event includes the iPhone XS at $999, the iPhone XS Max at $1,099, and the iPhone XR at $749.